Six-Word Direct Marketing Memoir
In the spirit of the best selling book "Not Quite What I Was Planning", here's your opportunity to write your own six word direct marketing memoir.
A few examples, to get you started:
- The Economy: Can't afford to drive to work.
- Paid Search: Branded keyword prospects convert really well.
- Chief Merchandising Officer: The fall assortment looks absolutely spectacular.
- Chief Creative Officer: Aspirational creative presentation drives brand loyalty.
- Chief Financial Officer: Immediately cut expenses by ten percent.
- Catalog Marketer: Your online sales plummet without me.
- Web Analytics: I'll measure anything that happens online.
- Business Intelligence: I'll measure anything that happens offline.
- Social Media: Use blogs. No, Twitter. No, Plurk.
- Employee: Boss stole my work, became Executive.
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